I thought this was funny.
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down the table
to pick them up, he
noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing underwear under
her dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit
back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged
red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get
some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked,
"Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
that, well indeed he did. She said, " Well, you can
have it but it will cost you $500," After taking a
minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, John confirms that he is interested.
She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday
afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her
house around 2 p. m. Friday afternoon. When Friday
rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p. m. sharp and after
paying Sue the agreed sum of $500
they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction,
as agreed. John quickly dressed and left. As usual,
Bill came home from work at 6 p. m. and upon
entering the house, asked his wife abruptly did John
come by the house this afternoon? Sue answered "Why
yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror
she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in
fact he did give me $500," Bill, with a satisfied look
on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I
was hoping he did. John came by the office this
morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me
he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home
and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a REAL poker player!!